5/18/2006: Stephen Has Chosen "George Fakington" From The Refusal Pool

I debated over 3 or 4 tasks in the pool, but my creative juices said that they wanted to have a go at this one. Since I'm not so happy about having to take a half refusal point, this is probably going to be vengefully over the top good.
8. "George Fakington"
Write a fake reasearch paper about George Washington. Nothing in it has to be true.
Requirements: The paper must written in Microsoft Word and be two pages long, double spaced, in Times New Roman, Size 12 font. You must be creative and as funny as possible. Post the paper and any additional things you would like to say about it.