5/29/2006: Brad Has Completed "Commando Joe"

UNDERWEAR IS FOR SAFETY IF NOTHING ELSE! I must say, I've never gone commando with anything that zips and I never will again. If you have seen the movie, "Something About Mary" you are familiar with the Ben Stiller bathroom scene. Well yeah, it does hurt as bad as he portrays. Thankfully I have quick reflexes and was able to correct the situation without any major damage. However, after exercising caution during my other trips to the restroom, I must say that it makes for a much faster trip, only having to reach through one garment to take care of business. This is where another issue was noted. Even if you shake to the point that someone may think you're having fun, there is still that little bit that won't come off. I found that to avoid having that tiny wet spot on my pants, I had to wipe after going, which was very strange.
Going commando also made me think about sex way more than usual. I was much more aware of myself. So there we go. If you leave with nothing else, leave with the knowledge that if you must go commando, zip slowly, zip safely, and carry a band-aid just in case.