5/17/2007: Todd Has Completed "Star Wars Parody Song"

This is to the tune of "Pirates who don't do anything" by Veggietales!
Here is the song if you've never heard it.

Ok, now the change up:
Jedi who don't do anything

We are the Jedi Who Don't Do Anything
We just stay in the temple and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything

Well, I've never been Yavin and I've never been to Endor
And I've never used a mind trick on Sullust or on Drall
And I've never been to Kamino and I've never been to Geonosis
And I've never been to Bespin in the fall

'Cause we're... {Refrain}

And I never did my training and I never use the force
And I never light my saber 'cause I never fight at all
And I've never walked on sand dunes and I've never owned a droid
And I've never been to Bespin in the fall

'Cause we're... {Refrain}

Well, I've never whacked a bantha and I'm not too good at nuna ball
And I've never thrown my blue milk up against the wall
And I've never kissed a gundark and I've never gotten mynocks
And I've never been to Bespin in the fall

{Refrain}

And I've never licked a binder and I've never sniffed a dewback
And I've never painted daisies on the back of General Tarful
And I've never bathed in bacta and I don't look good in leggings
And we've never been to Bespin in the fall

Thank you, Thank you very much!