Cast Order For The Week Of 5/28/2007
As you can see, we took on a 6th cast member during the last week and she did a fantastic job on her first task. In fact, I now have the videos processed and up on the site. Here are the links. They are also linked on her original post.
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And of course, here is the cast order for the next week. We will be needing a replacement for about a month for Nathan, as he is getting married this coming Saturday.
Monday: Nathan
Tuesday: Allison
Wednesday: Stephen
Thursday: Marianne
Friday: Todd
Saturday: Brad
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posted by Stephen @ 5:15 PM
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I'm sorry I'm locked down to the hospital. I'd much rather be doing my rutless tasks. :-(
I'm being held captive in UNC Hospital in Chapel Hill (5 Bedtower Room 5329-1). I came in around 3 am on tuesday morning with severe abdominal pain, nausea, and vomitting. They heavily sedated me and admitted me later that day. They also cut off my food and water supply. After days of wait and see, xrays, cat scans, and the try to poop game (all without food or water still) they opted for exploratory surgery on friday. Basically they cut me from right below my chest straight down (around my belly button) then straight down to a little above my pubic area. They found that me small intestine had attached to my big scar (I have a bad ass scar on my left hip) in three places, creating a 'kink'. So they fixed that. Now I'm laid up again wainting and seeing. Still no water or food. They are waiting for me to pass gass. I get the worst gas cramps, but when i get out of bed and move around and try to solve them, i just burp alot. They need it to go south, not north. So basically i can't drink or eat until I can fart. Yeah, that's were I am. Kinda sucks. Only hurts alot a couple times a day. well see what happens.
someone famous like fartman and have him visit me.
Thanks for the support guys, I really appreciate it. Even though I don't get to see you face to face, it is nice to know you are there. Visitors are welcome anytime, unless you interupt me trying to fart, then I'll be pissed >:-(. :-)
B
p.s. I can't access myspace or facebook from here, so if someone can post the info there I would appreciate it.
Thanks for the update man. Hope you'll be getting well soon! You know, that fart is gonna be like, the worst ever. I bet it would melt the cellophane off a pack of cigarettes.
Brad,
You woudn't know this because I'm the newbie but I practice holistic health. I do have some advice for you to help you pass gas. I know your doctor's aren't letting you eat or drink anything but if they will allow you to suck on an Altoid's (Get the peppermint flavor)it will help. The natural peppermint that's in the Altoid's actually helps with digestion and can help with nausea and restore function to the digestive system.
There are of course many other things to try but off hand this is one you can do while in a hospital bed. At the very least you'll have fresh breath for all your visitors.
oh brad, never before in our almost ten years of friendship have i WANTED you to fart. it took a few years before you would even do this in front of me. but now, in your most desperate hour, i'm hoping against hope that you let the loudest, nastiest, most offensive fart go from your loins. i'm working on getting ozzy for you, but the make a wish foundation says you have to actually be dying..
Thanks everyone. I have awesome news.
I FARTED!!! and lots too.
It hurt like hell, but surprisingly didn't have any odor. I suppose since my bowls were empty it didn't have a reason to smell, i dunno. So now I'm waiting for my doc's to tell me what the next move is.
Thanks to all of your support in my time of farting need. :-)
Sooooo, I celebrated too soon. I spent this morning vommiting. They took my food away again. another cat scan tomorrow again.
:-(
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