(Jack is at computer desk with wife talking in the background)

girl: God, Jack, you're such an idiot!! You really think you're gonna win the lottery? Fat chance in hell! I can not believe you bought that with MY money.  I gave you that money so you could buy something for the kids! 

(Jack ignores her and suddenly his eyes get big and he clutches the ticket tight and looks back and forth between the screen and the ticket)

girl: You're just so worthless! you put yourself before your own kids.  if your mother was alive she'd slap you with a wooden spoon! you're lucky i'm a better person than that.  this is exactly why i'm making you leave. you're just lucky i'm nice enough to let you stay until you find a place.

(Jack suddenly forces his face into a nonchalant mode and pretends to throw the ticket away but instead stuffs it in his pocket)

girl: What was that?

Jack: what?

girl: i saw that!

Jack: saw what?

girl: you know what i saw! you pretended to throw it away and then put it in your pocket!

Jack: you're crazy.

girl: oh my god.  you didn't.. like.. win, did you?

Jack: (nervously) me? yea right. i'm just planning on recycling it. you know you should really start to care more about the environment

girl looks at Jack and blinks a few times before running over to him, and grabbing for his pockets.

Jack struggles trying to keep her out of his pockets.

girls decides the best approach is to tickle, so she begins to tickle Jack on his side.

when Jack is distracted, she finally gets the ticket.

girl: aha!

Jack: that's MY ticket and i not gonna let you take it.  you've taken everything from me since the moment we got married. 

girl: it's my money you bought it with.

Jack: but i'm the one that bought it!

girl: with the money you were supposed to use for the kids!

Jack: this is ridiculous, we're never going to agree here.

girl: i think we should agree to use it on the kids.  and me.

Jack: how about we just split it 50/50?

girl thinks for a minute, then finally gives in.

girl: fine. but you're still going to have to pay child support.

Jack huffs.

Jack: who says you get the kids??

girl: i do! i'm not the one who goes around spending money meant for them on lottery tickets.

Jack: lottery tickets that make us rich!!

girl: whatever.  

after a moment of silence she is looking at the ticket.  she smiles and then looks at the computer screen, which still shows the lotto numbers.

girl: wait, which numbers are supposed to be the winners?

Jack: this line right here.

girl: this line?

Jack: that's what i said.

Girl suddenly turns angry.

Girl: you moron! That’s a six, not a nine!